Improve With a 5-Minute MBA Taught By A Russian Translation Company
Whenever I’m browsing through a bookstore, books with titles like “The 14 Hour MBA” always seem to catch my wondering eye. I’m sure that many people see value in a single book, one that is smaller than any textbook that they read as an undergraduate student and one that offers all of the knowledge gained from a two year graduate degree. So the other day, while strolling through Border’s Book Store, I had an idea. I should collaborate with our Russian translator, Japanese translator and Portuguese translator to develop a 20-minute graduate business program for our new clients. This would provide all the information they need, thereby saving them time and money and putting them on the fast track to great earnings. But then I had another thought. Why does the program need to be that long, when I can provide a much shorter one?
Well, we know it’s impossible to get a graduate business degree from a single book and a 5-minute MBA is impossible. But just as a street artist can quickly sketch the outline of a subject before making the finishing touches and selling his work to a customer, we can rapidly lay out the basic elements of an MBA program. In general, MBA programs are supposed to help managers run their businesses efficiently, so we gathered together our translators to begin to outline the common characteristics of profitable businesses. In particular, all successful companies are able to create demand and sell it profitably.
Generating Your Own Demand
The how-to’s of demand creation were listed off by our Portuguese Translation employees. According to the translators, profitable organizations are successful at identifying, creating, and delivering products or services that are so highly valued by potential buys will from those organizations rather than from the competitions of those organizations. However, this can only happen when an organization provides more value than its competitors, either in the form of lower prices or with products and services that have provide more favorable features.
In Search of Profitability
While some Portuguese translators defined the creation of demand, a team of Russian Translation workers defined the creation of profitability. To the Russian Translators, successful companies must sell products or services at prices that are high enough to cover costs and adequately compensate investors. Often times, it’s not enough to be a market share leader and be slightly profitable. The result is that it is often very difficult to make both customers and investors happy. Many managers earn MBA degrees because of the difficulty in meeting these needs.
Thus far we are well on our way to providing the first ever super quick MBA. It was encouraging to see that the Portuguese and Russian translation groups grasped the daunting task that companies face when trying to please customers and investors. The goal is difficult, but many companies, like Fortune’s Most Admired, have succeeded at keeping both groups satisfied.
As the Russian and Portuguese translation teams were at work, our Japanese Translation group set out to define business attributes that make up a successful organization. The Japanese translators came back with the assertion that to be successful, a business must have talented workers at every level. In fact, they believe that it is absolutely critical that organizations have leaders who can develop and sound business strategy, managers who make profitable decisions and motivate others and front line people who have the knowledge and discipline to carry out tasks with accuracy and efficiency. Other points made by the Japanese translation team were to highlight the importance of fostering strong relationships with external suppliers, investors and clients. In conclusion, the Japanese translators reiterated that business success depends on having enough capital to carry out plans and operate the business.
So there you have it, we successfully put together an MBA course in 15-minutes that can be taught in five minutes and has being given away for free to anyone who has read this far.
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